Life at Warp Speed

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

jeandujardin:

and suddenly there was a roar from deep within the dusty chambers of tumblr where they waited anxiously but quietly

the star trek fandom has remerged from darkness

only to travel into darkness again

(via thatgeeklover)

ladykatniss:

#YEAH DAD #WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PLAGUE!

(via grand-motherwillow)

codeofmichelle:

I’ve said it once before, and I’ll say it again.

(Source: godomischief, via thatgeeklover)

passivetime:

I found this box so I role played as a delivery guy for a while til it wouldn’t let me take it through a door and i had to leave it behind and all i could think was what if somebody ordered something really sweet from amazon and now they’re not gonna get it and they’re probably going to die in a few minutes and won’t even get to enjoy their new dvd first

(via vogonpoetry-)

jawn-i-made-coffee:

gosuckmyscepter:

hingesoffthedoor:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

= always do hallucinatory drugs before showering.

Showering in the Bifrost. lskdzhskjdhnlkzmnfkld

Showering in the Bifrost

(Source: whenthesunshinesthrough, via sonicmeplease)

rainasinbow:

There once was a man named Jean Valjean. He stole a loaf of bread and then everyone died.

The End

(Source: electricportcullis, via atomicblonde)

(Source: dark--tendencies, via uptartgeek)

yellow-eyes-started-this:

tetheredtay:

I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis

he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE

I REPRESENT SCIENCE AND IM HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP. 

(Source: sadasaclam, via uptartgeek)

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